XFL Power Rankings: Cheeseheads

5. Jim Zorn, leader of men

XFL in 2001: "This will not be a league for pantywaists and sissies.” - Vince McMahon

XFL in 2020: "Darnit." - Jim Zorn pic.twitter.com/XrkTIJzIOD

— Awful Announcing (@awfulannouncing) February 8, 2020

4. When Running and Shooting Goes Wrong

Perhaps it was nerves? Houston Roughnecks WR vomits before extra point attempt. 🤮 #XFLRoughnecks #XFL2020 pic.twitter.com/aiqQnaBKiB

— The Spotting Board (@SpottingBoard) February 9, 2020

3. "It is called 'Cheesing' because it is Fon to Due."

Here's a guy aggressively eating a cheese slice with the plastic a player tossed into the stands because the XFL is eXtreme pic.twitter.com/0ojqFpwtPh

— CJ Fogler (@cjzero) February 9, 2020

2. Doing Your Job

“We’re just trying to get our fucking job done.”

I love the XFL already lmao 😂#XFL pic.twitter.com/j7mL658564

— Brandon 🥶🌹 (@CantStopB) February 8, 2020

1. Corporate Sponsorship

Victories taste better with SELTZER.

Let’s take a look inside the @budlight seltzer lounge with @nickfitz07 & @Taylor_Heinicke! 😂😂#ClearedToEngage x #ForTheLoveOfFootball pic.twitter.com/lNTfvetaJh

— St. Louis BattleHawks (@XFLBattleHawks) February 10, 2020